There once was an old lady named 'Lil'
She used a stick of dynamite for a thrill!
They found her vagina in North Carolina,
And bits of her tits in Brazil!
A pirate, history relates
Was scuffling with some of his mates
When he slipped on a cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates
A randy marsupial named Reeves
Spent some time with the whores 'tween their knees
When they'd asked him for money
He'd say "Listen honey
A koala eats bushes and leaves . . . “Oh God!” I moaned “You like that don’t you whore?” Is what Glenn asked. With each thrust of his hips his grip on my head became tighter and the speed of his thrust became faster
There once was an old lady named 'Lil'
She used a stick of dynamite for a thrill!
They found her vagina in North Carolina,
And bits of her tits in Brazil!
A pirate, history relates
Was scuffling with some of his mates
When he slipped on a cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates
A randy marsupial named Reeves
Spent some time with the whores 'tween their knees
When they'd asked him for money
He'd say "Listen honey
A koala eats bushes and leaves . . . “Oh God!” I moaned “You like that don’t you whore?” Is what Glenn asked. With each thrust of his hips his grip on my head became tighter and the speed of his thrust became faster
There once was an old lady named 'Lil'
She used a stick of dynamite for a thrill!
They found her vagina in North Carolina,
And bits of her tits in Brazil!
A pirate, history relates
Was scuffling with some of his mates
When he slipped on a cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates
A randy marsupial named Reeves
Spent some time with the whores 'tween their knees
When they'd asked him for money
He'd say "Listen honey
A koala eats bushes and leaves . . . “Oh God!” I moaned “You like that don’t you whore?” Is what Glenn asked. With each thrust of his hips his grip on my head became tighter and the speed of his thrust became faster
