Trying not to laugh, the officer says, "Sir, are you aware that your manhood is out dangling in the wind?"
The drunk man looks at the officer inquisitively then looks down at his penis. "Sir," the officer says, "Where was the last place you saw you car?"
The drunk man replies,"The last time I saw my car, it was attached to this key here!" as he hold up his car keys
. . “DON’T YOU EVEN THINK, --”
My open-handed slap sent her staggering, falling to her knees
. . If they don’t like me, I simply move on the the next one Jordan’s pussy was going to be raw when she comes to.
dim but heaps of fun they were.
. Adam moved her forward a little more, and told her to wait right there
Trying not to laugh, the officer says, "Sir, are you aware that your manhood is out dangling in the wind?"
The drunk man looks at the officer inquisitively then looks down at his penis. "Sir," the officer says, "Where was the last place you saw you car?"
The drunk man replies,"The last time I saw my car, it was attached to this key here!" as he hold up his car keys
. . “DON’T YOU EVEN THINK, --”
My open-handed slap sent her staggering, falling to her knees
. . If they don’t like me, I simply move on the the next one Jordan’s pussy was going to be raw when she comes to.
dim but heaps of fun they were.
. Adam moved her forward a little more, and told her to wait right there
Trying not to laugh, the officer says, "Sir, are you aware that your manhood is out dangling in the wind?"
The drunk man looks at the officer inquisitively then looks down at his penis. "Sir," the officer says, "Where was the last place you saw you car?"
The drunk man replies,"The last time I saw my car, it was attached to this key here!" as he hold up his car keys
. . “DON’T YOU EVEN THINK, --”
My open-handed slap sent her staggering, falling to her knees
. . If they don’t like me, I simply move on the the next one Jordan’s pussy was going to be raw when she comes to.
dim but heaps of fun they were.
. Adam moved her forward a little more, and told her to wait right there
